Well honey don't you worry   I don't need no ballroom queens   Though I'll admit she sure knows   How to fill a pair of jeans   And I'll admit now darlin'   She sure showin' me her stuff   But honey it ain't nearly enough      'Cause I ain't never seen her   Patch a pair of ragged britches   Stretch a paycheck 'til it reaches   Scratch my back right where it itches   And I ain't never seen that and honey 'til I do   My heart won't wander very far from you      Now honey you know I honor   All the hard times we've been through   I never could have made it with anyone but you   And I think I know when a lady is really really tough   But she don't show me nearly enough      'Cause I ain't never seen her   Stay up all night with the baby   Calm me down when I get crazy   Fix me grits and red eyed gravy   And I ain't never seen that and honey 'til I do   My heart won't wander very far from you      No I ain't never seen her   Make a six room house a castle   Teach the young ones how to wrestle   Straighten out my fish and tackle   And I ain't never seen that and honey 'til I do   My heart won't wander very far from you      No I ain't never seen that and honey 'til I do   My heart won't wander very far from you