I'm tired of sitting home, sick of being all alone   Thought I'd just go for a drive   I was headed downtown, when I did me a turnaround   When I saw the neon sign      Happy hour, two for one, sounded like a lot of fun   So I stopped and went inside   The next thing that I knew I was sittin' on a barstool   Having the time of my life      Well, I had more silver bullets last night   Than the Lone Ranger   I was shootin' 'em down like I didn't have a care   Ignoring all the danger      Bless my soul this morning   I awoke in the arms of a perfect stranger   I had more silver bullets last night   Than the Lone Ranger      Did I fail to mention it wasn't my intention   To stay out all night long   I was gonna have a few but one round led to two   Next thing I knew I was gone      Well, here's where I draw a blank, the band was playin' Hank   She rode in to save the day   And all I remember were kisses sweet and tender   And hi, yo, silver away      Well, I had more silver bullets last night   Than the Lone Ranger   I was shootin' 'em down like I didn't have a care   Ignoring all the danger      Bless my soul this morning   I awoke in the arms of a perfect stranger   I had more silver bullets last night   Than the Lone Ranger