I been watchin' you watchin' her watchin' herself in the mirror   In her tailor-made dress an' her long blonde hair   An' her big diamond rings her custom-made shoes   And I can tell by the look on your face that you're makin' your move   But she hasn't got time for a man who's tongue-tied   An' she doesn't like cowboys an' thinks less of fools      So, boy, don't you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman   She'll cut up your heart like an' old credit card   When the fun and the money runs out   I've never seen an uptown, well-read thorough bred   High-tone woman sink as low as you      Hey, I'm on your side, don't go gettin' me wrong, now   You're not a bad fellow at all   But you're out of her league so stay in the bleachers   Son, you couldn't please her, if you had it all      So, boy, don't you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman   She'll cut up your heart like an' old credit card   When the fun and the money runs out      You're a fool if you saddle yourself to a high-tone woman   I've seen her cut up a heart like an' old credit card   When the fun and the money runs out   I've never seen an uptown, well-read thoroughbred   High-tone woman sink as low as you      Oh no, I've never seen an uptown, well-read thorough bred   High-tone woman sink as low as you