I've always said I do too easy   And now I'm payin' the price   My weakness for beautiful women   Is my most expensive vice      I still believe in matrimony   But I can't afford another try   Child support and alimony   Is just about to bleed me dry      I got ex's all across the country   And I owe everybody in town   I got bill collectors callin' me up   And lawyers tryin' to track me down      I'm just one wrong move from the poor house   But I don't belong in there   I got so many ex's and owe so much   I ought to be on Hollywood squares   Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood squares      Lookin' back over my love life   I only have myself to blame   I guess I should've checked my price tag   Before I gave 'em my last name      Now my credit rating's in the gutter   And the bottom line sure looks bad   I'll be payin' the rest of my life   For the few good times I've had      I got ex's all across the country   And I owe everybody in town   I got bill collectors callin' me up   And lawyers tryin' to track me down      I'm just one wrong move from the poor house   But I don't belong in there   I got so many ex's and owe so much   I ought to be on Hollywood squares   Hear they oughtta put me on Hollywood squares