Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck   There ain't another like it ?cause I had it made up   I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away   Lay on their horn when they read this phrase      Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't   But, if you do don't you love to   Honk, if you honky tonk      Me and Friday night go hand in hand   Ice cold beer and a swingin' band   A girl on my arm that won't let go   She caught my little sign about a mile ago      Honk, if you honky tonk, don't, if you don't   But, if you do don't you love to   Honk, if you honky tonk      Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town   Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now   I rolled down my window, he said with a grin   ?I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in?      Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't   But, if you do don't you love to   Honk, if you honky tonk      Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't   But, if you do don't you love to   Honk, if you honky tonk   Honk if you honky tonk      I hear ya honkin', yeah   I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk