Hey George, did you know Waylon and Willie?   The outlaws, I didn't know that at all   Did you know Roger was king of the road?   You got it Possum      Everyone knows Hank's been in prison   We didn't know that   And Dolly's got two big reasons she's well known      They call me No Show Jones   They call me No Show Jones   Still I'm never on   Still never on   Instead of just singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown   They call me No Show Jones   They call me No Show Jones      Here's [Incomprehensible]Loretta is [Incomprehensible] daughter   Ah, she's mighty pretty son   Johnny wears black, his tans all along   Boy, that's lonesome      Everyone knows Kenny is a gambler   I didn't know that at all   About Tammy   Tammy had some kind excuse, she divorced George Jones      They call me No Show, they call me No Show Jones   I'm still never on   I'm still never on   Instead of just singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown   They call me No Show Jones   They call me No Show Jones      They call me No Show, they call me No Show Jones   I'm still never on   On what?   The stage   Singin' my songs, the whereabouts are unknown   They call me No Show Jones   They call me No Show Jones