"who gives a fuck about a God damn grammy? "      (willie d)   Yo, flav, I give a fuck about a God damn grammy   But them motherfuckin hoes won't hand me one   At least you was invited by the biggots   The motherfuckers told me to buy a ticket   To the phoney ass ceremony   Fuck oscar, emmy, and tony   Cause when it comes to award time   Niggaz be standin on the God damn sideline   I'm loadin my nine, cause I got a lotta grudges   I'm bout to take out the judges   Willie d won't shit cha but hit cha   Take a look at the overall picture   Every year it's the same old story   Same faces, same kinda gories   I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me   Now where's my God damn trophy?       I'm under a microscope, for the songs I wrote   Cause the ganksta of love don't scapegoat   I tell it like it is that's why they don't ban me   I ain't tryin to make nobody happy   I'm from the streets so I kick it for the ghetto   I can't talk about shit I don't know   Your whole vocabulary's baby baby baby   That's why you so God damn crazy   And it should be a crime   One sucka gets nominated 5 or 6 damn times   It ain't that he's better than the rest   It's just a damn popularity contest   Or a bribe or a favor   Motherfuckers make a speech and they think that they major   I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me   Now where's my God damn trophy?       (award host)   "and the winner is george strait"   "for best female vocalist, reba mcintyre"   "most appearances made after death, elvis presley   The king couldn't be here due to illness   So to accept his award on his behalf, we have grateful dead"      It ain't what you know, it's who you know bro   That's why I'm not on your radio and your video show   It's gettin kinda hectic   And I still ain't kissin no ass to be accepted   They finally gotta category for rap   But don't blink cause you'll miss it in the format   And if you follow my suggestions   9 times outta 10 you see some country western   They need to have willie d on that stage   Pumpin his fists like this and gettin bliss   With md-20 20   Or the 40 o-z wit the rest of the gb   I'm tired of your boring shows   I make your stuck up ass audience say ho!   I sold a lotta records and a lotta people know me   Now where's my God damn trophy      (award host)   "and the winner is randy travis   And guns and...hey what the? "   (willie d)   "get the fuck outta the way   Get your ass out the God damn way   Yo man, the real motherfuckin winners is   The God damn geto boys for most fuck words in a song   The bitch killa of the year grammy goes to   That nigga you love to have ice cube   The nasty ass group award goes out to 2 live crew   The high roller of the industry award goes out to ice t   The pro-black grammy goes out to public enemy   Cause they too black and they too God damn strong   And we gonna give the lip-sync God damn motherfuckin grammy   To those punk motherfuckers, milli vanilli"