Deep down underneath the ground   In chambers clotted with the rotting dead   Steaming vats filled with vampire bats,   Tanis root, and decaying heads   The potion made, we disseminate   Spiking thousands of liters of grog   Numbskull to inebriate   Sends you into a heavy metal fog   (gang) I am a numbskull!   I bang heads   Moshing in the graveyard and defiling the dead   (gang) I am a numbskull!   I twist brains   Thrashing 'til we drive you insane   On a cold night in the local pub   An alliance was put to the forge   F.K.U was there with Lord Gore and Frightmare   Machetazo, Haemmorhage, and Engorged   We all toasted with some numbskull,   "Here's to waging a metal war!"   The chalices emptied, we took to the stage   To carry out our declaration of gore   (gang) I am a numbskull!   I drink deep   Rot gut consumed by a quartet of creeps   (gang) I am a numbskull!   I infect   Drink up, it's time to snap necks   The crowd was amassed at the edge of the pit   Timidly cringing so as not to get hit   The numbskull started kicking in as the bodies were flying through the air   A rictus grin on each face in the crowd, coupled with a psychotic stare   Their skin decayed and fell off in lumps   And hair came out in greasy clumps   Their blood coagulated in their veins   As deafening thrash riffs tore apart their brains   Zombified in the pit, gore addicted misfits   The first band was backstage, they came out and got slayed   Devoured by the undead, gutted and splattered   Unique Leader catalogs were torn up, burned, and scattered   (gang chant) Numbskull!   The show ended in a bloodbath   But nothing dead shall truly dead remain   The doors were opened to release the numbskulls   So they'll infect every poser's brain   I am a numbskull!   I'm unhinged   Murdering and moshing as on rot gut we binge   I am a numbskull!   I am you   ''cause you're a fucking numbskull too