Born to a whore on a Parisian floor    In the ides of march, a babe to abhor    Pardon my French, but life really sucked    When you're born and grow up an ugly duck    To the smiths to work my mother bade me    But play with the fire and you'll get burnt, you see    For after the boss gave me a beating    I lit up the kiln to blow up everything       Merde!       Villagers threw stones at the sight they saw    A crispy pyromaniac with no lower jaw    For this curse of life, I got my revenge    Burning all Europe from Rome to Stonehenge    Then one day I wandered to a most depressing place    Creepsylvania!!! With no food for my face    Alone in a grave, I thought that was it    Till two hooded ghouls came to steal all my shit    This ones alive the chunky one said    Give him my grog and they tipped back my head    That is Fermentor heres meat to gnosh    Hey Digestor lets teach him to mosh!!!       They asked me join 'em and gave me an axe    Then we added Dissector, it was on Maniaxe    And with my friends help, I'll torch every fool    Cremator burns all in the name of Ghoul!!!!       Merde!!!!