Ooklah the punk was going to the show   Ooklah the punk fought Lou Ferrigno   Ooklah the punk was struggling for some lyrics   Ooklah the punk says anything that fits   Ooklah      Now you're lying in the gutter   Hates his father and his mother   Oh your skin is just like butter   Ooklah the punk      Ooklah the punk hates everywhere he goes   Ooklah the punk says what do you know?   Ooklah the punk says how do you do?   Ooklah the punk says I am better than you   Ooklah      Smoking drinking now he's thinking   Feeling like he should be kneeling   Sees damnation wants salvation   Ooklah the punk      I want to be saved like you and I want to be your friend too   Ooklah the punk went to a revival   Ooklah the punk bought himself a new bible   Ooklah the punk he reads it everyday   Ooklah the punk says yippee kie yay   Ooklah      Now we're at the end of the story   On a one way trip to glory   Now everything is hunky dory   Ooklah the punk