Some stupid guy with his head in the clouds   Thinks the world is a wondrous place   Next thing you know as he's looking around   Plane hits him in the face      A sight for sore eyes are couples who think   Marriage is not for them   They want their children to know their dad   Is only their partner's friend   I'm going backwards the way I came in   Going forward the same way out   I've got some blue chips to go with my fish   Which is still swimming round about      The sight of a pedophile being abused   A stalker being followed home   Who wouldn't give their right arm to see   A scientist being cloned      What do you do when your think you're in love   And she tells you you must be sure   How do you manage to get out of that   When you know that her heart is pure      On the wings of a dove fight has broken out   Someone flew in a rage hurling drinks about      I'm gonna love you as long as I can   For as long as we both agree   I'm gonna leave you the rest of my life   Along with some jewelry      A sight for sore eyes are couples who think   There's no need for men   If they want a child they just go to a lab   Get it artificially insemmed      Some stupid guy has his arm in a lock   And he can't seem to find the key   Someone should tell him it's probably where   The key to his heart would be      And I'll cry like a big girl   And I'll kick like an ass   Who needs 18/30   50 plus is a gas      I'm gonna love you as long as I can   For as long as we both shall live   I'm going to leave you the rest of my life   For as long as it's mine to give   As long as it's mine to give