Good morning, Mary Ann and how are you upon this   Bright and sunny morning?   I hear your brother Ted got caught for speeding   But was let off with a warning      I hope he's learnt his lesson   And the next time he goes out will drive with care   It doesn't pay to drive too fast   All it does is make your life last shorter      I know you won't believe this   But it happens to be true, I am a loner   My only real companion is a dog   I'm very fond of, his name's Homer      He follows me wherever I go   And of course I do my best to feed him   It's not the easiest of tasks   When you consider unlike cats, they're broader      Do what you want to within reason   But remember take your time   Nothing stops for those   Who can't afford to wait      The best advice that I can give you   Is to hold on to your head   And as long as you are good and kind   You'll always be a friend of mine      And it's true to say that   A good fiend is hard to find   But I'd like to think that   You were a friend of mine      Good morning, Sarah Jane and how are you today?   Tell me is that your mother?   She looks a lot like you, though come to think of it   You look like one another      It's funny how with likenesses   Most people have a difference of opinion   They said that I was like my dad   Now they say that I'm just like his daughter      Do what you want to within reason   But remember take your time   Nothing stops for those   Who can't afford to wait      The best advice that I can give you   Is to hold on to your head   And as long as you are good and kind   You'll always be a friend of mine      You'll always be a friend of mine   As long as you are good and kind   You'll always be a friend of mine   A friend in need is a friend indeed   You'll always be a friend of mine