At home he feels like a tourist   At home he feels like a tourist   He fills his head with culture   He gives himself an ulcer   He fills his head with culture   He gives himself an ulcer      Down on the disco floor   They make their profits   From the things they sell   To help you cover   And the rubbers you hide   In your top left pocket      At home she's looking for interest   At home she's looking for interest   She said she was ambitious   So she accepts the process   She said she was ambitious   So she accepts the process      Down on the disco floor   They make their profits   From the things they sell   To help you cob off   And the rubbers you hide   In your top left pocket      Two steps forward   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)      Small steps for him   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)      Two steps forward   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)   (Six steps back)      Small steps for him   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)   (Big jump for me)      At home she feels like a tourist   At home she feels like a tourist   She fills her head with culture   She gives herself an ulcer   Why make yourself so anxious?   You give yourself an ulcer