Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good   With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes   The sun is shining so I head for the park   With a bottle of tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes      I got a cousin and she got a friend   Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help   At his apartment I knocked on the door   He wouldn't come out until he got paid      Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do   If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, 'cos      It's no fun being an illegal alien, no   It's no fun being an illegal alien      Down at the office had to fill out the forms   A pink one, a red one, the colors you choose   Up to the counter to see what they think   They said it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink   I don't trust anybody, least not around here, 'cos      It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya   It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no   It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that   It's no fun being an illegal alien   An illegal alien, okay      Consideration for your fellow man   Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan   Over the border, there lies the promised land   Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand      Keep your suspicions, I've seen that look before   But I ain't done nothing wrong now, is that such a surprise   But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige   She will do anything now to help me get to the outside      So don't tell anybody what I wanna do   If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, 'cos      It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya   It's no fun being an illegal alien, and it's getting me down   It's no fun being an illegal alien, no, no, no, no, no   It's no fun being an illegal alien, yeah yeah yeah      It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya that   It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya   It's no fun being an illegal alien, no, no, no   It's no fun being an illegal alien, no, no, no   It's no fun being an illegal alien   It's no fun being an illegal alien, and that's what I am