I wandered lonely as a cloud   Till I came upon this dirty street   I've never seen a stranger crowd   Slubberdegullions on squeaky feet      Continually pacing   With nonchalant embracing   Each orifice disgracing   And one facing me moves to say, "Hellay"      His skin's all covered in slimy lumps   With lips that slide across each chin   His twisted limbs like rubber stumps   Are waved in welcome say, "Please join in"      My grip must be flipping   'Cos his handshake keeps slipping   My hopes keep on dipping   And his lips keep on smiling all the time      We, like you, have tasted love   Don't be alarmed at what you see   You yourself are just the same   As what you see in me      Me, like you? Like that?   You better watch it son   Your sentence has only just begun   You better run and join your brother John      You're in the colony of slipper men   There's no who? Why? What? Or when?   You get out if you've got the gripe   To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper   He'll whip off your windscreen wiper      John and I are able to face   The Doktor and his marble table   He said, "Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail"   Don't delay, dock the dick   I watch his countdown timer tick      He places the number into a tube   It's a yellow plastic 'Shoobedoobe'   It says, "Though your fingers may tickle, you'll be safe in our pickle"   Suddenly, black cloud come down from the sky   It's a super sized black bird that sure can fly      The raven brings on darkness and night   He flies right down, gives me one hell of a fright   He take the tube right out of my hands   Man, I've got to find out where that black bird lands      Look here John, I've got to run   I need you now, you going to come?   He says to me,"Now can't you see   Where the raven flies there's jeopardy"      "We've been cured on the couch   Now you're sick with your grouch   I'll not risk my honey pouch   Which my slouch will wear slung very low"      He walks away and leaves me once again   Even though I never learn   I'd hoped he'd show just some concern   Some concern, ooh, some concern      I'm in the agony of slipper pain   I pray my undercarriage will sustain   The chase is on, the pace is hot   But I'm running so very hard with everything that I've got      He leads me down an underpass   Though it narrows, he still flies very fast   When the tunnel stops   Catch sight of the tube, just as it drops      I'm on top of a bank too steep to climb   I see it hit the water just in time to watch it float away   Watch it float away, watch it float away   Snake, snake, snake, snake, snake, snake