I'm counting out time   Got the whole thing down by numbers   All those numbers give my guidance   Oh Lord, I need that now      The Day of Judgment's come   And you can bet that I've been resting   For this testing   Digesting every word the experts say      Erogenous zones I love you   Without you, what would a poor boy do?      Found a girl I wanted to date   Thought I'd better get it straight   Went to buy a book before it's too late   Don't leave nothing to fate      I've studied every line, every page in the book   Now I've got the real thing here   I'm gonna take a look   Take a look, look, look, look, look      I'm counting out time   Hoping it goes like I planned it   'Cause I understand it   Look! I've found the hot spots, figures 1 to 9      Still counting out time   I've got my finger on the button   Don't say nothin' just lie there still now   And I'll get you turned on just fine      Erogenous zones I love you   Without you, what would a poor boy do?      Touch and go with 1 to 6   Bit of trouble in zone number 7   Gotta remember all my tricks   There's heaven ahead in number 11      Getting crucial responses   With dilation of the pupils   "Honey get hip, it's time to unzip   To unzip zip, zip, zip-a-zip, whippee!"      Move over Casanova      Oh, I'm counting out time   Reaction none too happy, please don't slap me   I'm a red-blooded male   And the book said I could not fail      I'm still counting out time   I got unexpected distress from my mistress   I'll get my money back   From the bookstore right away      Erogenous zones I question you   Without you, what would a poor boy do?   Without you, what would a poor boy do?   Without you, mankind hand kinds through the blues, hey