Iddley Piddley Rumble Jim   Rode a random panda   And when he took the panda home   He ate a power-sander.   The panda liked his Rumble Jim   So took him to the seaside   He played with his ball on the beach   And Jim comitted suicide      Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Panda   And they all loved   Chicken Tim      Chicken Tim was a big fat man   Ate his entire city   He had to go out into space   To do a giant shitty   The shitty flew to Jupiter   Stopping in Rwanda   Destroying all the bamboo shoots   To starve the f***in panda      Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Rumble Jim   Panda   And they all loved   Gay Kevin      But not physically you know   For Kevin was a cactus   He had a reputation   For f***ing chiropractors      Gay Kevin   Gay Kevin   Gay Kevin   Gay Kevin   Panda   And they all loved   Rumble Jim      Not physically      You know.