Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo   He fell down my chimney with a keg of brew   He put my dog out in the cold   Ripped off the candy from my sock   He's smoking cones and drinking scotch   Slick Nick you devil you   Slick Nick you devil you   I saw Slick Nick fall over the christmas tree   He was a whole different man   From what Mum and Dad told me   Spilling Jack Daniels all over the drapes   Spray painting a bad finger over the fireplace   Tattoos on his arms and knees   Well I never thought   Santa Claus could be such a sleaze ball   Slick Nick you devil you   Slick Nick you devil you   Dressed in red and overwieght   Stole the tv and the stereo   And the toys   The toys were broken too   You devil you   Slick Nick you devil you   I thought you were my buddy and chum   But your just a down town bum   Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes   You just told me a bunch of lies   You devil you   Slick Nick you devil you