there's one hand clapping and it's in my head   whack the dalai lama   he's telling me he'd be better off dead   whack the dalai lama   and he's the focus of evil in the world today   whack the dalai lama   well I'm the real dalai lama anyway   whack the dalai lama      whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama      he's an informant for the FBI   whack the dalai lama   stop me and tell the world goodbye   whack the dalai lama   and all the rich kids on the MTV   whack the dalai lama   are saying buy my records and Tibet goes free   whack the dalai lama      whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack      the bigger they come the harder they fall   I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal   so line ''em up against the wall   I'm not the dalai lama      when there's no one there   I'll be dressed as Richard Gere   I'll sit down to meditate   when I draw my gun   he'll already have begun to re-incarnate      the bigger they come the harder they fall   I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal   so line 'em up against the wall   I'm not the dalai lama      whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack   whack the dalai lama   whack the dalai lama