When i tuned in to channel 4 in the year of 2005,    I must admit I was fit for oceanic flight 815,    But as jack ran from the jungle to beach,   An important message I must teach    You really can't not whack one off to Lost.      (Chorus)   Cus from the swan to the flame,    Even in the looking glass i feel no shame,    And thats why i always whack one off to Lost.      With Kate and Sayed, Micheal and his black kid,   I never have felt quite so aroused,   So when Juliet told Ben what to get,    I simply had to put out my passion that caused.      (Chorus)   Cus from the swan to the flame,    Even in the looking glass i feel no shame,    And thats why i always whack one off to Lost.      Plot lines are never easy to follow,    But the cast in it leave me genitals hollow,   And thats why i always whack one off to Lost    Yes thats why i always whack one off to Lost