I'm drivin' my pickup truck   I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk   I drive all over town   Find a little critter and I run it down   Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze   Turn a little animal into head - cheese      Oh, it's road kill   Drivin' around in my automobile   For road kill   Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill      Out there by the side of the road   Might be a bunny or maybe a toad   It's guts are hanging out   Only one eye and part of a snout   I still don't think it's dead   Put it in reverse and squish it's head      Oh, it's roadkill   Drivin' around in my automobile   For roadkill   Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill   Roadkill   Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills   Road kill   Kill a little critter just to get my thrill      Are you gonna run 'em down right now?   Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now      If you drive 405   You won't find anything left alive   Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time   Squashin' little animals flat as a dime   These critters don't have a prayer   I just ran over Smokey the Bear      Now he's roadkill   Drivin' around in my automobile   For roadkill   Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill   Roadkill   Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills   Roadkill   Kill a little critter just to get my thrill   I love road kill      Hit the lights   Squeeze 'em in my sights   Somebody's pet gonna need a vet   Ran one over but he ain't dead yet   This truck's a killin' machine   Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free   Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy      I love road kill