Making my snacks at the Road Kill Café   Combing my hair with skeleton bone   Cover my shoes and they taste like honey   Cover my scent to the spider and the fly   Cover my scent 'cause spider don't try      Living by the rhythm at the Road Kill Café   You can run for president, straighten up your tie   Open your mind, it'll make you happy   Polish of your booze with potatoes and a pie   A jackknife rabbit just swoop me in the eye      I just want to spend time with you   I just want to spend all my time with you   And if I want you to fight I'll leave   I just wanna see you, I like seeing you      Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café   You can leave your babies with your rides by the door   Look at your suit, man, you dress so snappy   Sharpen your machete on a hoodoo drum   Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun   Feeding your spaghetti through the barrel of a gun      Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café   Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café   Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café   Calling all the freaks to the Road Kill Café