(Bob DiPiero/John Jarrard/Mark D. Sanders)      Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,   Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of them all   No, wait a minute, I believe I see   The answer's staring back at me      Spent most of the morning laying in bed   Lunch was a black coffee and three cigarettes   They say it will kill me, but I've got a hunch   That this broken heart's gonna beat 'em to the punch      Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,   Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of them all   No, wait a minute, I believe I see   The answer's staring back at me      Yes, I'm the one who swore she would stay   Right up to the moment the U-Haul drove away   She didn't leave a table; she didn't leave a chair   But she knew what she was doing    When she left you hanging there      Aw, Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,   Tell me, who is the loneliest fool of all   No, wait a minute, I believe I see   The answer's staring back at me      No, wait a minute, I believe I see   The answer's staring back at me...