I like your brother   I like your mother   And I like you !   I like you too      We'll get a preacher   A preacher already ?   I'll buy the ring   And we can hire a band   With a violin and an accordeon   And a tenor who can sing      You and me, you and me, baby   You and me...      We'll have a kid   Oh... we may have to rent one   He's got to be straight   'Cause we don't want a bent one   We sure want no bent one      He will drink his baby booze   From a big breast cup   Someday he'll may be president   If things loosen up      You and me, you and me, baby   You and me...      When our kids are grown   With kids of their own   They'll send us away   To a little home in Florida   Where we can play checkers   Playin' checkers can be fun      You and me, you and me, baby   You and me...