This is the story of Jesse and Shauna   You're gonna hear it even if you don't wanna   Jesse used to be hardcore   He's not anymore   He met a girl who stole his heart away   If I were him I would have run away yeah   Now we can't find Jesse anywhere   We even checked in Shauna's underwear   Her stomach is big   So is her smile   I haven't seen him in a while now   Where is he   I think she ate him   So the story is told   Yes a story so old that it's hard for me to tell   She was so fat   She was so ugly   Fat girls drive Jesse crazy   Jesse used to be my friend   Well he's not anymore   He fell in love again   Why oh why   He spends so much time with her   'cause she's a whole lot of fun   Why oh why do other guys just see her   And then they start to run   She's a fat girl with a   Whipped guy and her   Flat chest, really big thighs   They're in love   Why can't you see   They're in love and they are happy