I hear the Seven Deadly Sins   And the Terrible Twinds com to call on you   The bigger they are babe   The harder they fall on you   And you you're always the same you persevere   On the same old pleasure ground   Oh and it never rains around here   It just comes pouring down      You had no more volunteers   So you got profiteers for to help you out   With friends like that babe   Good friends you had to do without   And now they've taken the chains and the gears   From off your merry-go-round   Oh and it never rains around here   It just pouring down      And your new Romeo   Was just a gigolo when he let you down   See the faster they are babe   The faster they get out of town   Leaving make up stains and the tears   Of a clown   Yes and it never rains around here   It just comes pouring down      Oh you were just a roller coaster memory   I don't know why I was even passing through   I saw you making a date with Destiny   When he came around here asking after you   In the shadow of the Wheel Of Fortune   You're busy trying to clear your name   You say 'I may be guilty yeah that may be true   But I'd be lying if I said I was to blame   See we could have been major contenders   We never got no money no breaks'   You've got a list of all the major offenders   You got a list of all their major mistakes   And he's just standing in the shadows   Yes and you smile that come-on smile   Oh I can still hear you say as clear as the day   'I'd like to make it worth your while'      Ah but it's a sad reminder   When your organ grinder has to come to you for rent   And all you've got to give him   Is the use of your side-show tent   Yes and that's all that remains of the years   Spent doing the rounds   And it never rains around here   Well it just comes pouring down      Now you know what thay say about beggars   You can't complain about the rules'   You know what they say about beggars   You know who's the first to blame his tools   You never gave a damm about who you pick up   And leave laying bleeding on the ground   You screw people over on the way up   Because you thought that you were never coming down   And he takes you out in Vaudeville Valley   With his hand up smothering your screams   And he screws you down in Tin Pan Alley   In the city of a billion dreams