Last time I was sober, man I felt bad   Worst hangover that I ever had   It took six hamburgers and scotch all night   Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right   'cos if you wanna run cool   If you wanna run cool   If you wanna run cool, you got to run   On heavy, heavy fuel      My life makes perfect sense   Lust and food and violence   Sex and money are my major kicks   Get me in a fight I like dirty tricks   'cos if you wanna run cool   Yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run   On heavy, heavy fuel      My chick loves a man who's strong   The things she'll do to turn me on   I love the babes, don't get me wrong   Hey, that's why I wrote this song      I don't care if my liver is hanging by a thread   Don't care if my doctor says I ought to be dead   When my ugly big car won't climb this hill   I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill   'cos if you wanna run cool   If you wanna run cool   Yes if you wanna run cool, you got to run   On heavy, heavy fuel