Pop Guru Lyrics by Dishwalla
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Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance
You see the saints are all a step below the masters
Listen and believe what you're going to receive
And maybe you'll avoid the next disaster

Pop Guru's got a message for you
And we're all following
We're all following
Keep your power and your promise
And erase all your sins
And you can be all priestesses and healers
If they can be divine, then so can you
And so are all the prostitutes and dealers
While angels move like photons
The skeptics persist
If you want a past life you can have one
Swimming in the gene pool
Before we exist
Do you have your rubber gloves on?
Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance   You see the saints are all a step below the masters   Listen and believe what you're going to receive   And maybe you'll avoid the next disaster      Pop Guru's got a message for you   And we're all following   We're all following   Keep your power and your promise   And erase all your sins   And you can be all priestesses and healers   If they can be divine, then so can you   And so are all the prostitutes and dealers    While angels move like photons   The skeptics persist   If you want a past life you can have one   Swimming in the gene pool   Before we exist   Do you have your rubber gloves on?