Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy   gave away my possessions and moved in to a chevy   van, yeah thats the masterplan   drive into the woods and eat corn out the can   yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band   the groupies, the booze, the all night jams   now all these fans, asking "Where did he go?"   meditating on a rock letting go of the ego   so rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain   they took half my nuts and berries   and riddled "Who's counting?"   bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting   now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain   seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween   grubs in the ground, it was so serene   the sky was blue, yeah the grass was green!   and that's three square meals if you know what I mean   so now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss   my third eye's open, so give me some swiss miss   saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street   thought I was down with God, I had to yell retreat      because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo   rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo   set the animals free from the pimpin zoo   and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue      Out in the desert on a three day stint   I had a revelation and I made a mint   so take a hit and won't you join the club   send your wives to my hut for the body rub   Mental guru in the subaru   four wheel drive to the commune   pick up the crew   and we out to the zen monastery on the prairie   where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy   so run with the yeti eating vegi spaghetti   don't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty!   ready steady spiritually grow   til I found out my boy worked for the cointelpro   gram damn now I gots to scram   and start handing out my leaflets in bethlehem   cause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new text   we are all one, so what's the problem with group sex!?   and so many children want to join the fold   mike love on line two, put that sucker on hold   and shine, to thine own self be true   they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru   yeah shine, to thine own self be true   they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru   you got to shine! to thine own self be true   they can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru      gone guru in my new nehru   so rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo   I'll deliver whoever pays what's due   that's nine for me and one for you      awwww yeah we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight   we got that incense, burning! we got them peacock feathers, tickling!   we got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use   so come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...   tonight!      too many wives for ohio they were looking to try me   so I got twelve divorces said aloha hawaii   arrived without traveling they lost my bags   another trial for my people, don't scratch the jag!   you know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it!   deported me to rio and you watched it on cnet   news chumps had me singing the blues   til thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose   rose petals in bed milk in my bath   and now harrison ford wants my autograph   I laughed when we met cause he busted a sweat   then I stuck out my tongue he donated a jet   I stole the spotlight from the dali lama   cause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamas   got sixteen caddies and 29 rolls   fuck the shoes I transcended the sole   with constant expansion I live in a mansion   getting jiggy with madonna and marilyn manson   sixty minutes expose taxes you never paid   papparazzi! code blue! down toupee!   yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bones   my advisors tell me, start thinking bout clones   found out! heaven is a place on earth!   I cut off my head it cost all I was worth   cryogenic robot, now my head can spin   I'll be around a million years so let the party begin   party robot, now my head can spin   I'll be around a million years let the party begin      gone guru new nehru   rock tamborine and didgeri too   must free animals from pimpin zoo   deliver who? 2+2   gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone   gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone