Time to break it down with an old school fable  from back in the day before the turntable  there was evil in the land time to take a stand  olde english eight hundred and a mystical clan  not a quest for fire still things were looking dire  dark riders on the rise trying to build an empire  so call me a liar but I've seen it all  and look out below!!! is my battle call  twas a lyrical stand off, backed up by Gandalf  said make like Luke Skywalker and get yer hand off  me staff! what you wan't me autograph?!  we brought it on like Kahn and they felt the wrath  trying to map the way we rap? bust open your globe  sent the lion and the witch straight back to the wardrobe  kicking up dust in the elven grove   when I hit the dancefloor I told the wizard more strobe!  simmer down young dwarve and show respect  the kings held a council and did elect  Frodo to bear the ring, and spring the plan  and remember this was all before the age of man    coming straight from the underground   coming straight from the whole of middle earth    here yeeeee here yeeee!  curiously strong but he ain't selling mints  the ring on his finger entails the four elements  I can make it rain sleet snow or hail  and if you riddle for my precious you're bound to fail  my winds are gail force: "blowing out all orcs!"  posse's barreling down the river cold bobbing like corks  break you down to dust from whence you came  deep as the mines of Mordor where I stake my claim  with fire from the shire, I'll burn your crown  now you're living in the crazy world of Arthur Brown  so get on down to middle earth  and just rock to the rhythm like you was a smurf  I'm like Sam Wise can't believe my eyes!  never touch the ring cause it ain't my size  no suprise cause it ain't no thing  cold swinging with sting it's the return of the king   of pain, enemies get slain, I'm barefoot like Ringo on Abbey Lane  with oujai board raps, whichever way the wit points  we'll stay at number one cause our records got hit points!  I came down from the hills to fight the dark forces  a double edged sword and I know where the orcs is  so get the horses, no remorse kids  been getting many tips, from numerous sources  it's time to roll on these muther funkin trolls  cut off their heads and banish their souls  another day in the life of the warrior clan  someday they'll paint my likeness on the side of a van  word! we're bringing knowledge, that's everlasting  casting a spell like Gandalf blasting  trolls out the box with their fiendish plots  pop pop from the wand another Goblin drops  I fought an intellect devourer and a night stalker  a leech a leprachaun, even leucratta  them ugly little suckers didn't stand a chance  when I climbed up in a tree and did my battle dance!  battles were raged throughout the age   so that two little hobbits could descend   and cast the ring from whence it came  so the age of magic could end?!    coming straight from the underground  coming straight from the whole of middle earth    my precious my precious how could you have left this  finger I linger, this thought depresses  lead silly hobbitans where they think they must  I'll snatchem you back push them tween the crust  where the lava runs free, my precious and me  we hate Bagginses and they hate we  my precious me, running free,  I hate Bagginses and they hate me!  what happened to that thing to which I used to cling?  how could they disrupt my little magical fling!?  the ring of doom!? nah, that's jive!  when I put the sucker on it made me feel live!  sipping on the grog I begin to glow  reminiscing on the finger that I had a year ago  fore the coming of man, and all his plans  my spirit got crushed in his corrupted hands  now I'm down on my knees, and my feet got fleas  and they built a Safeway on my hobbit hole  so ask yourself! who made who?  cause you probably got a little bit of hobbit in you  yeah ask yourself who made who?  I bet you got a little bit of hobbit in you  yes ask yourself who made who?  might you have a little bit of hobbit in you?    coming straight from the underground  coming straight from the whole of middle earth