Hugo:    Paris, the city of lovers   Is glowing this evening   True, that's because it's on fire   But still, there's "l'amour"   Somewhere out there in the night   Her Heart is also alight   And I know the guy she just might   Be burning for      A guy like you   She's never known, kid   A guy like you   A girl does not meet ev'ry day   You've got a look   That's all your own, kid   Could there be two?      Victor and Laverne:    Like you?      All Three:    No way!      Hugo:    Those other guys   That she could dangle   All look the same   From ev'ry boring point of view   You're a surprise   From ev'ry angle   Mon Dieu above   She's gotta love   A guy like you      Victor:    A guy like you   Gets extra credit   Because it's true   You've got a certain some thing more      Hugo:    You're aces, kid      Laverne:    You see that face   You don't forget it      Victor and Laverne:    Want something new?      Hugo:    That's you      All Three:    For sure!      Laverne:    We all have gaped   At some Adonis      Victor:    But then we crave a meal   More nourishing to chew      Hugo:    And since you've shaped   Like a croissant is      All Three:    No question of   She's gotta love   A guy like you!      Laverne:    Call me a hopeless romatic   But Quasi, I feel it      Victor:    She wants you so   Any moment she'll walk through that door      All Three:    For      Hugo:    A guy so swell      Victor and Laverne:    A guy like you      Hugo:    With all you bring her      Victor and Laverne:    I tell you Quasi      Hugo:    A fool could tell      Victor and Laverne:    There never was      Hugo:    It's why she fell      Victor and Laverne:    Another, was he?      Hugo:    For you-know-who      Victor and Laverne:    From king to serf   To the bourgeoisie      Hugo:    You ring the bell      Victor and Laverne:    They're all a second-stringer      All Three:    You're the bell ringer!   When she wants oo-la-la   Then she wants you la-la   She will discover, guy   You're one heckuva guy   Who wouldn't love a guy   Like you?      Hugo:    You got a lot   The rest have not   So she's gotta love   A guy like you!