I love a magician    She can cut me in half    She can find quarters behind my ear    And make me laugh, one two one two    Is this thing on? Let's assess.    Oh yes, she's the best. There is no contest.    I must confess that there are times like when    She floats me straight up in the air    Over thirty milesâ€'I don't care.    Well maybe a little it can really stop    You from doing something when you wonder    Oh, if they'd really drop you.    She simply wiggles her nose    And disappears all my clothes    Really makes me wonder    Really makes me wonder, wonder    Now she vanished into thin air    And doesn't see why I care    Really makes me wonder    Really makes me wonder now wonder now    I love a magician, she does things to    Keep me amuse like when she sticks    My hair straight up in the air    For the benefit of her stuck-up friends    Well, I don't think it's funny    But it's a touchy subject    She likes to set me a trap    And makes me come with a clap    Really makes me wonder    Really makes me wonder, wonder    She says she can't read my mind    I know she does all the time    Really makes me wonder    Really makes me wonder now wonder now    There are times I don't know you at all/