Oh whoa-oh, well the Pony was funky    The Watusi was kinda smooth    Oh whoa-oh, well the problem with all    Those little dance steps was you had to move    Oh whoa-oh, well I got a brand new step    And it doesn't take anything to get this groove, uh-huh!    Yeah they're doing the standing still    Yeah they're doing the standing still    And they're doing the standing still    Yeah they're doing the standing still, hey!   Oh whoa-oh, well it's a sensation    Across the entire nation.    Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids    All dancing in suspended animation, hmm    Oh whoa-oh, and the feeling's all right    We'll be standing still until the morning light, yeah!   And they're doing the standing still   Yeah they're doing the standing still   Yeah they're doing the standing still   Yeah they're doing the standing still, hey!    I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed    Oh, my aching head.    Uh-huh!    Oh whoa-oh, in Fargo, six or seven kids    Watched the Plan in a strip-mall    I thought they were bored out of their skulls    But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh    Oh whoa-oh, well I finally knew    They were doing a brand-new step everybody isn't moving to    And they're doing the standing still    Yeah they're doing the standing still    And they're doing the standing still    Yeah they're doing the standing still, yeah!