Playing for the bleachers now
Letting them beat you and
So, goin' down the Amazon in a red brick boat,
Oh whoa-oh, well the Pony was funky
The Watusi was
I rolled my eyes, burst into tears
And how appropriate
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh, don't you know
Life is a
I don't want to get back into the ring
But
Well I only call you darling
Cos I know how
Fourteen feet tall, and glassy and pale, and covered in
Pop open a bottle of bubbly yeah.
Here's to another
And when they tell you that you don't know what
Head to toe rayon, don't light a match
We were