The case for the catwalk   Clues are too cool for the kids   The importance of keeping your clothes on   And taking your mind off of this      Oh so many buildings   Museums and churches, historical houses   Eat in or take away anything that fits in your mouth   Open top buses are winding round things of general interest   I'm interested in something, the direction you take   If you want to get out out out out      Every night I am woken by police   Put this city in disrepute if it means I can sleep      The case for the catwalk   Clues are too cool for the kids   The importance of keeping your clothes on   And taking your mind off of this   The casual and the clean cut   Find me somewhere I can stay   I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles   To keep my attention at bay      Fields are followed by fields   The village store opens whenever it likes   I drive behind tractors that drive behind families on bikes   The neighbourhood watch   Or is it that the neighbourhood like to pry   Some try but I just want to know the direction   You have got to take to get out      Every morning I'm woken by sheep   Let the foot and the mouth prevail   If it means I can sleep      The case for the catwalk   Clues are too cool for the kids   The importance of keeping your clothes on   And taking your mind off of this   The casual and the clean cut   Find me somewhere I can stay   I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles   To keep my attention at bay      Every place every person   The grass turns out to be astroturf   And I just want to sleep      The case for the catwalk   Clues are too cool for the kids   The importance of keeping your clothes on   And taking your mind off of this   The casual and the clean cut   Find me somwhere I can stay   I'm looking for pastimes and lifestyles   To keep my attention at bay