We're in trouble all the time   You read about us all in the papers   We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation   And we ain't afraid of high power   We're bullet proof   And we've never heard of Eisenhower   Missile power, justice or truth      We're the Department of Youth   Your new Department of Youth   We're the Department of Youth   Just me and youth      We talk about this whole stupid world   And still come out laughing, ha!   We never make any sense   But hell that never mattered   But we'll make it through our blackest hour   We're living proof   And we've never heard of Billy Sunday   Damon Runyon, manners or couth      We're the Department of Youth   Your new Department of Youth   We're the Department of Youth   Just me and youth      We're the Department of Youth   The new Department of Youth   We're the Department of Youth   We've got the power   We're the Department of Youth   And who gave it to you?   Donny Osmond!   What?!