One thing I miss   Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss   We met last night   Making love by the refrigerator light      Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms      One thing, no lie   Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie   She's cool in bed   And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead      Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms      Come on, Cold Ethyl   Freeze me, babe      One thing, it's true   Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you   And everything is my way   Ethyl don't have much to say      Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms      Come here, Cold Ethyl   What makes you so cold?   Ooh, so cold...ooh...   Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl   Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl   Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl   Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl      If I live till I'm 97   You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven   Cause you're cool, you're ice   Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise