Jean-Michel stand by the statue   I wanna take a a photograph   Over there, by the McDonalds   After September when you're back at school   It's gonna make your friends all laugh      Jean-Michel let's do some shopping   You've got a list a metre long   It will be fun just to watch you   Look through the records and the compact discs   To find a remix of your favourite song   Look through the records and the compact discs   To find a remix of your favourite song      Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel   What do you want to do now?   Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel   Where do you want to show?   Jean-Michel, Jean-Michel   What do you think you're doing?      Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop   Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop   Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop   Jean-Michel stop, Jean-Michel stop...      Jean-Michel, what was I thinking?   I'll be so happy when the summer ends   It was one thing when you said that   the girls were ugly and the wine was bad   But now you're making fun of all my friends