It's just a little bitty pissant country place    Ain't nothin' much to see    No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be    It's just a piddly squatin' old time country place    Ain't nothing too high tone    Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill    But there's nothing dirty going on    Nothing dirty going on    We get simple farmers, local business men    Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin    Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high    But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry       Chorus:       It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see    No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be    It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing too high tone    Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on       I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball    They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all    You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day    Now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away       Repeat Chorus       Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat    And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street    Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools    Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no-no rules       Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no-no rules       Ruby, Ray start em!       Beds are not to be wallowed in    That's the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do       And it don't make money!    Betrix!       I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business       Eloise honey!       And please don't show us no tattoos    No hearts and flowers on your thigh       It's downright tacky       Brands for the cattle and that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's       Do you catch my drift?    I pay the food and the rent and the utilities    You keep your mind on your work responsibilities    Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities    And we can get along    Dawn!       Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now       Tatty Joe!       I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow       Lindy Lue!       Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick       And every time you hear that bell...    You better get here double quick       And as for pimps    Pimps are something you don't need    To get your daily business done    Are you listening good?    Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes    And I know how to use a gun    And nobody messes with my girls       And any questions you might have about the way I run this place    Don't grip and whine behind my back    Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded, say it all    Then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way       She pays the food and the rent and the utilities    We keep our mind on our work responsibilities    Don't let your mouth overload your capabilities    And we can get along       Repeat Chorus       It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see    No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be    It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing too high tone    Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill    Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill    Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill    But there's nothing dirty going on    Nothing dirty going on