All I thought I wanted was a front door   All I thought I wanted was a place in the country   Now I realise I wanted so much more   Some I love but you I adore      You think you're really swinging   But you're off the beat   The moves your brains a thinking   Doesn't reach your feet   You got to get this complication out of your head   Or find another man instead      All I thought I wanted was a front door   All I thought I wanted was a place in the country   Now I realise I wanted so much more   Some I love but you I adore      You listen very close to what the bad girls said   In all those crumby articles and in my bed   They say I'm just a stripper not afraid to strip   I got my brains rattlin' my hips      (Okay Marco let's hear what you can do!*)      All I thought I wanted was a front door   All I thought I wanted was a place in the country   Now I realise I wanted so much more   Some I love but you I adore      You've got the kind of looks   That make a dead man stare   But when it comes to working honey   You ain't there   I try to tell you nicely but the screaming starts   You're playing ping pong with my heart      All I thought I wanted was a front door   All I thought I wanted was a place in the country   Now I realise I wanted so much more   Some I love but you I adore      All I thought I wanted was a front door   All I thought I wanted was a place in the country   Now I realise I wanted so much more   I've heard enough don't wanna hear no more