Well, you know the kind of people    That put creases in their old Levis? Sure    The type that use expressions like tongue in cheek and send up?   Indeed l do    I don't like these kind of people No?    May I state here and now,    But I can't help thinking,    All the time Im thinking of her    What's she like? In time, in time    Let me put it another way Please do.    Welt, you know how the English upper classes are thick and   Ignorant and not used to being with people?   That's true    You're familiar with the scum from Notting Hill and Moseley   The C N D ? Sure    They describe nice things as wonderful    She never would say that,    She's totally different in every way    What's she like   In time, in time    Tell me, what's she like?    Come again?    Tell me, what's she like?    In time in time    Well, this is what she's like    I would like to express myself at this point    Go ahead       Bill, you know the newly wealthy peasants    With their home bars and hi fis?    Eh, I'm not sure actually    You know, the ones who parade all their possessions   And put fabulous and super in each sentence   Oh yeah, I know the ones    Well I don't really like these scumbags    May I be clear on this point. Sure    She's not a bit like that    No, nothing like that    What's she like?    In time, in time    Tell me, what's she like?    Bill, I'm trying to tell you    Oh well I'll tell you what she's like    Given half a chance    I will make this clear    Just what she's like       I'll present a picture of what she's like   You'll be in no doubt as to what she's like But listen close   Listen close now here    Come on, are you gonna' tell us what she's like or not   Oh yeah, I have every intention.    I'll tell you now, listen    Go on,    Go on,    Do you get my drift?    Oh yeah, I'm starting to get the picture    Well listen, I can expand on this if you'd like    Yeah, if you would    Oh, I see, I see She must be something   Yeah, she is.    Well how did all this happen    Just all at once really.    The Italians have a word for it    What word what is it?    A thunderbolt or something    What, you mean the Italian word for thunderbolt)    Yeah, something like that    I don't speak Italian myself you understand No   But I knew a man who did    Well, that's my story,    The strongest thing I've ever seen