This is the story of a girl named Ann   She's half-Japanese, mom's from Japan   She's sixteen, but she's going on thirty   Her mind is pure   But her thoughts are dirty      Dirty Ann likes to play with herself   She likes frigging the clit,   She likes rubbing the elf   She don't need men,   They don't understand   All she needs is her right hand      Ann likes to masturbate   She likes to make herself feel great   Ann likes to masturbate   When she gets aroused   She's gonna cum real loud   She likes to get off      When Ann gets off she likes to fantasize   Lie on her bed and close her eyes   She likes to dream about the boys from Rancid   She ties Tim up then she pulls his pants down      She likes to get off in her car   And in the bathroom at work behind the bar   She don't want love   She don't want romance   All she wants is her right hand