Got a friend who's small in size / A fucked up afro is his only disguise / Him and Jason, they play the guitar / If they could find a drummer they would go far / Everybody won't you sing along / Cuz this is Andy's song / He's short and stoned and he's never on time / He ain't been layed since 1989 / He's got a lisp and lots of hair / His teeth fell out and he don't even care / He works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bong / He is pretty cool so don't get us wrong / His brother's in a band know's Ian MacKaye / They signed to Dischord go see'em someday / Everybody won't you sign along / Cuz this is Andy's song / Dropped out of college, went to work for himself / An idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealth / The stickers sold with a whole lotta luck / I'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People Suck" / We've got a friend, who's small in size / A fucked up afro is his only disguise / He sold the phrases of a generation / So we wrote this song in admiration