Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for   A ring with a female voice or a date or   An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin   But ahh   My phone started jinglin   Picked it up   I checked the rolex first   I call one of my regulars worst come to worst   I said hello   But the voice sounded nervous   Baby relax fp at your service   The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice   I met you last week at that club called the paradise   I said yeah babe I'd like to go their again   Get dressed and you better be flossy at ten   Hung up the phone and checked the mirror   Sort of like esp I could hear her   Heart beating encaged with the groove   And all I could say to myself was   Damn this boy is smooth      So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in   Entre booted a porsche 9-11 then   Girls took a look at me and started to break   Ladies come down I've already got a date   Cruised up front and I was happy to find her   Tantalising tasty tune named tanya   I said ay yo babe lets not go in the place yet   Come on hope in I got luther in the tape deck   I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty   She said lets go some place and chill I said really honey   We went to the beach to take a little walk   I found out I was smoother than I thought   My hands like maverick started to wander   Left and right then wound up behind her   Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk   Yo this boy is smooth      Here it is   Verse trace   Back at my place   The scene was set because I set it before I left   Girl im like a tool grab me and use me   Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzi   I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle   Turn down the lights and lit up a candle   A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me   Radio booming pumpin the isley   Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss   Or kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip   Or maybe ill take her outside where the pools at   Smack it up flip it naa im too cool for that   Ahh I know what I'll do   Hold her tightly and caress for a little while   Make it gentle and slow not faster   Pause for the cause and heres a word from the master      Yo I'm the j-a-double z-jazzy   Smooth as self smooth than I have to be   knowing acknowledged recognised that that's the king of the groove   and I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth      ay yo j take me out