You'll probably get sweaters   Underwear and socks   But what you'd really like for Christmas   Is a nice hard cock   You deserve a cute boy   Who's horny and queer   To make the most out of Christmas cheer   I wanna be your Christmas present   I wanna be your Christmas queer   I wanna be your Cristmas present   Have a homo Christmas this year   Don't be miserable   Like Morrissey   Let me do you   Underneath the Christmas tree   We'll push the packages   Out of the way   And after you've unwrapped me   Naked on the floor we'll play   Your family   Won't give you encouragement   But let me give you   Sexual nourishment   Licking nipples   Licking nuts   Putting candy canes   Up each other's butts