Sailing on a pirate ship   With my rugged crew   Eighteen manly men   No one had a clue      Went to a party on the ship   Where I met a fair young lass   Before I knew what was happening   The cabin boy touched my ass      Homo pirates   Trying to bury their treasure in your ass      I spun around in anger as the crew came my way   And then I realised "Holy shit, they've all turned gay"   Four years on the pirate ship, no one gave a care   Until the captain and first mate braided each others' hair      The ship began to shake from winds up above   Turns out it was the second mate and captain making love   Shots were heard from far beyond   The enemy was drawing near   We just slowed right down   So they could take us from the rear      It started off real innocent   A kiss every now and then   I should have realised what was happening   When the flag was replaced   With pictures of naked men