Forte:   The quickest way to break your heart   Make you depressed and ill   Is to get tangled up inside   The side effects could kill      All passion is a waste of time   A deadly game pour vous   I am your friend, your cher ami   I wouldn't lie to you      If you must love someone, may I suggest   You love yourself! Just think it through   You'll never leave and you will find   You'll get more rest   You'll always feel as good as new   Your freedom is the most   Important thing, my friend   You must be strong, you mustn't bend   Don't talk for hours   Don't send flowers   Don't write poems   Don't sing songs and dance   Beneath the stars   That shine above   Don't fall in love      [Oh don't do it!]      As soon as your heart rules your head   Your life is not your own   It's hell when someone's always there   It's bliss to be alone   And love of any kind is bad   A dog, a child, a cat   They take up so much precious time   Now where's the sense in that?      Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame   If you're turned on, then just turn off   Emotions are a thing all great men overcame   Please, don't make this grand catastrophe   Don't get attached to anyone or anything   There's nothing worse than things that cling   You'll go to pot   You'll turn to drink   You'll never rest   You'll end up mad and   Looking like some   Poor demented dove   Don't fall in love   Don't fall in love.