I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time   Like jellied bugs and curried slugs and earwigs cooked in slime   And mice with rice is very nice   When they're roasted in their prime   But don't forget to sprinkle them with just a pinch of grime      I'm crazy 'bout mosquitos on a piece of buttered toast   And pickled spines of porcupines   And then a great big roast   And dragon's flesh, quite old, not fresh   It costs a buck at most   It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post   (It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post)      For dinner on my birthday shall I tell you what I chose?   Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose   And a rather smelly jelly   Made of armadillo's toes   The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach      I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea   I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs   And surely you'll agree   A plate of soil with engine oil's a super recipe   (Recipe)   I hardly need to mention that it's practically free      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   We hardly need to mention that it's practically free      Now comes, my fellow travelers, the burden of my speech   These foods are rare beyond compare   And some right out of reach   But there's no doubt I'd go without   A million plates of each   For one small mite   (One small mite)   One tiny bite   (Tiny bite)   Of this fantastic peach!      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   This fantastic peach!