Girl, we've got work to do   Pass me the paint and glue   Perfect isn't easy   But it's me   When one knows the world is watching   One does what one must   Some minor adjustments, darling   Not for my vanity   But for humanity      Each little step a pose   See how the breeding shows   Sometimes it's too much for even me   But when all the world says, "Yes"   Then who am I to say "No"?   Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl   No, girl, you need a pro      Not a flea or a flaw   Take a peek at that paw   La la la la   Perfection becomes me, nest ce pas?   Unrivaled, unruffled   I'm beauty unleashed   Yeah!   Jarred rock, hard stock   So classc and classy   We're not talking Lassie      And Ah! Ah! Ooo. . .      Tho' many covet my bone and bowl   They're barking up the wrong tree   You pretty pups all over the city   I have your hearts and you have my pity   Pretty is nice but still   It's just pretty   Perfect, my dears   Is me.