I must admit,   Your parlor tricks are amusing   I bet you've got a bunny   Under your hat!   Now here's your chance   To get the best of me,   Hope your hand is hot!   C'mon, clown,   Let's see what you've got!   You try to slam me   With your hardest stuff   But your double whammy   Isn't up to snuff   I'll set the record straight   You're simply out of date   You're only second rate!   You think your cat's a meanine,   But your tiger's tame   You've got a lot to learn   About the genie game   So for your information,   I'll reiterate   You're only second rate!   Men cower at the power   In my pinky   My thumb is number one   On every list   But if you're not convinced   That I'm invincible,   Put me to the test!   I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!   Go ahead and zap me   With the big surprise   Snap me in a trap,   Cut me down to size   I'll make a big escape   It's just a piece of cake   You're only second rate!   You know, your hocus-pocus   Isn't tough enough   And your mumbo-jumbo   Doesn't measure up   Let me pontificate   Upon your sorry state   You're only second rate!   Zaba-caba-dabra!   Granny's gonna grab ya!   Alakazam-da-mus   And this thing's bigger than the both of us!   So spare me your tremendous scare!   You look horrendous in your underwear!   And I can hardly wait   To discombobulate   I'll send ya back and packing    In a shipping crate   You'll make a better living   With a spinning plate   You're only second rate!